put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
someone put him out of his misery
I like how Ice King doesn’t assume that Marceline is straight.
I like how Adventure Time exists.
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
trying to get out of bed
He is so chubby and fuzzy!
okay, funny story… I’m a bit short, and have a poor sense of balance. The trunk of our car is abnormally deep. Half my height deep, to be exact.
This means that sometimes, when i’m unloading the groceries, I go to pick up the last few bags, but end up falling forward instead.
And I’m completely stuck.
the tips of my toes barely still on the concrete, most of my weight supported by my hands which are at the bottom of the trunk.
I can’t push back out of the trunk, because even on my fingertips with my arms extended, I can’t shift my center of gravity, and there’s nothing I can reach to pull my self up on.
I can’t climb into the trunk, because I can’t reach the ground well enough to push off of.
And I become this corgi until somebody wonders why it’s taking so long to bring in the groceries.
I wasn’t lying
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
u are a cool man tho
ur made of ice
You are my Senpai
My only senpai
You give me dokis
And shades of grey
You’ll never notice me
But I still love you
You’re sugoi, kawaii desu ne